Fish and milk maid jokes

What Most Lawyers And Educators Don’t Want You To Know about Fish ‘n Milk

5) You can’t live on milk ‘n fish alone … no matter how much you squeeze the milk source or fillet the fish.

4) Q: What do pirates love more than milk maids? A: Fish ‘n ships.

3) Hipster parents don’t have milk maids. Hipster moms are milk maids.

2) Wildlife warden: Did you not see the no-fishing sign, ma’am? Milk Maid: I am not fishing, sir. I am teaching fish to eat worms!

… and the #1 fish ‘n milk maid joke is …

1) If a maid brings you milk and fish, drink the milk and eat the fish.

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